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Great Lange @Short-Factor

Age 34, Male

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Joined on 7/31/04

Level:: 11
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Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 06:58:20

emperor palpatine is an asshole

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 06:58:20

clearly you haven't met the pope

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 06:58:33

shit man i'm worried

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 06:58:33

Oh? Why is that?

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 06:58:48

there's a hole in my dick

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 06:58:48

Like those fake drinking glasses with the prank spill holes because if so, just imagine the jokes I could make right now.

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 06:59:13

and there is one in my bum as well

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 06:59:13

Homeless people typically have holes in them, this is normal.

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 06:59:25

i think i should get stitches

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 06:59:25

Learn to use a sewing machine, it'll get the job done.

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 07:00:04

you should peel the skin from between your toes and farm the fungi

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 07:00:04

I hear that's a lucrative industry.

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 07:00:25

Steve Jobs died

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 07:00:25

fuck yes

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 07:00:42

I wonder how kirby has sex

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 07:00:42

Then you belong in a currently unidentified class of deviants.

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 07:01:01

heh alvin would know cos he's probably drawn it

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 07:01:01

Ask and you shall receive.

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 07:01:24

tell me you're not a fan of alvin's art and we can be friends

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 07:01:24

I'm not, but I'm not sure we can be friends anyway.

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 07:01:52

puh, 'mark haynes' more like 'fart gaynes'

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 07:01:52

50 points!

Fagvin-Dickworm 2011-10-06 07:02:06

m'kay bai

Short-Factor 2011-10-06 07:02:06

ttyl

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